Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill filmed commercials together, and now the multiverse is ending

Worlds will live! Worlds will die! And nothing will be the same!

Sorry for going a little “Crisis on Infinite Earths” with you there, but we face a real situation here.

Patrick Stewart – Sir Patrick to us mere mortals – of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” fame and Mark Hamill of some little movie franchise called “Star Wars” (I think that’s what it is called) teamed for a series of Uber Eats commercials.

Take in the gravity of this: The two leaders of the two greatest science-fiction franchises of all time – together!

It’s the crossover we never knew was possible!

Heads are exploding all over geekdom even as we consider this.

How can one screen even contain such greatness?

Cheer as Stewart wins at air hockey.

Rejoice as Hamill wins at Connect Four.

Fear as the two men face each other, seemingly ready to smack the stuffing out of each other, Hamill armed with a baseball bat, the british Stewart brandishing a cricket bat.

“Careful, now, old daddy’s not here to save you,” Stewart taunts.

“Ohhh, I am my daddy,” Hamill growls. “Wait. What?”

Know that we all win when our idols play together.

Watch for yourself. And can somebody please team these guys in a comedy series already? Hello, Netflix?

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